English Major?

I do stupid things all the time, and then I have to ask myself, "Why are you an English major?" For example, below I put Jeffrey Chaucer. Come on, we all know it's not Jeffrey (the modern spelling of the name) but GEOFFREY Chaucer. Duh! I make stupid mistakes like that all the time, but it's just because I act without thinking. Another example of my stupidity is that I don't pronounce poem right. I say pome. Like Rome. Some friends made fun of me for that the other day. I know how it's pronounced, I've just formed a bad habit of saying pome. I'm silly sometimes.

Also, I think pilot whales are so cool. Here's a pic.
I highly suggest getting to SeaWorld at your earliest convenience. So cool!